Wed, 01 Aug 2007
Dear Jackass
Dear Jackass, Thank you for ruining my morning. I'm glad you decided that my old Honda Civic was an enticing enough target for you that you decided to break in to it. I hope you enjoy the mp3 cds that I burned. They contain random Argentinian songs and albums as well as other great hits from Latin America. My friends hate that music, but perhaps in the future we can bond over the vocal stylings of Vicentico and not worry about our friends making fun of our MBFM™. I'm sorry that you don't know how to drive a standard car. I could clearly see this morning that you tried to take my lovely old black civic, but the addition of a third pedal and a gearshift obviously threw you off your game. Touché for me. Perhaps you didn't have a stable enough home life and a father or mother figure to teach you how to drive a real car. I did, advantage me. But you didn't have to take out your lack of a life on the center console of the car when you stole the stereo. You're such an uneducated cunt that you didn't even realize the brackets which hold the stereo headset would easily release the head unit, letting you slip your bounty away and in turn, you with it out into the foggy Inner Richmond night. So now, not only do I have to replace a tiny rear window, am I not sure I can replace the head unit without replacing a huge section of my dashboard. If we ever meet, I've decided that I shall take out my frustration on your left knee or your nose. If I had the time I would use more resources to track you down --perhaps with the FasTrak you took from the glove compartment, or a discarded cigarette butt- but alas I do not have the time right now, so our meeting will have to be by chance. I look forward to that day. Thank you for your time, Kenneth S. 01 Aug 13:18 | /rants_and_raves | 6 comment(s)
Corrections
Okay, Chuck has already messaged me to point out some inaccuracies about the map company in my last rant. But we do still agree that MySanantonio.com sucks donkey balls. Chuck, add your comments, damnit. 01 Aug 13:03 | /rants_and_raves | 0 comment(s)
