Tue, 19 Feb 2008

Coming Home on Prez Day


Well, apparently it was a 12 hour day as I just got home. -I had to launch another phone project tonight- I took the ever-interesting 38 Geary bus to get home.

Here's what I learned tonight from one man:

Paul McCartney is hands-down the richest cat in rock and roll. He lives in either London or England.

-James Brown died two Christmases ago

-Aids was man-made as there are no homo monkeys. It's from a lab (the virus, not the homo-monkey, which doesn't exist).

-Africa, of all the countries, has the most resources (and no homo-monkey). Note: I didn't know it was now a country.

-HWBush was in the CIA, and that's how he helped the Bin Laden family. Of course this is leading to Obama's demise, just like the other martyrs they assasinated and why McCain will win.

-People used to live to be 900 years old. It said so in the bible, but Michaelangelo was just a contractor and was told to make the baby Jesus and the Virgin Mary look European, but before that all that water and air was pure. And that's why people lived to be 800, 900 years old.

After that last line came out, I said, "like Methusela!".

And the man said, "Exactly, I'm one of his descendants. You must have recognized that. Most people like you on the bus ignore me, but you're kind and different, even if you don't believe that 'they' caused 9/11 and will get Obama. I don't know why you didn't turn around earlier and just ignore me. Peace be with you brother."

And he got off the bus.

I just like to say the name Methusela whenever I get the chance. But it got me the peace for the ride home. So I got that going for me.

So here's a haiku for you readers-

800 years old
That's how old man lived to be
the bible said so

Of course if I were in a bad mood I could've written:

you smell it on me
whiskey hidden in my coat
don't talk to strangers

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