Mon, 21 Jan 2008
New '08 Bonus Plans
HR makes quantum physics, vegas odds calculations, and fractals look easy. New bonus plan!
if company makes x% of target, or better where x is less than y% and/or there are no sunspots, and lindsay lohan stays dry then there's the potential to make 7-18% depending on group goals, but only if the potential of goals is greater than but not equal to x+y over the % of your goal sheets column of "goals met" being greater than M (met) but not C (canceled)* and that percentage is lower than the individual share of the group funds (provided they haven't been spent by the Finance Dept.)Uhhh, ok.
*unless C was caused by course change by managerial-level or higher, but not e-staff
21 Jan 16:53 | /tech | 2 comment(s)
marc say's..... wrote:
This tastes like bitterness. I'll check back in next week when I'll know if we get anything from 2007. Weeeeeeeeeeee
01/21/2008 17:36:42
bartopolis wrote:
It's clearly stating that the profit bucket is not connected to the bonus bucket. Duh!
01/21/2008 23:44:25
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